if u use ‘u’ instead of ‘you’ when typing a message u gotta commit to it and vice versa. you can’t just change it up in the middle it looks so wrong
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1/7th of my life has been a wednesday
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Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.
written by Ricky Gervais (via thatlitsite)
Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
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